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04-14-2009, 09:27 AM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
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Court Question
So I was going like 120 and ran over a few kiddies but the cop had no right to give me a ticket!!
Anyways, what should I wear to court tonight? Any tips?
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Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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04-14-2009, 09:40 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
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lol?
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04-14-2009, 09:43 AM
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wtf. uhhh a suit?
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04-14-2009, 09:48 AM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
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A suit?
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Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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04-14-2009, 09:48 AM
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MIR
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wifebeater should be fine.
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04-14-2009, 09:55 AM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
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I guess I should borrow a turd gen too?
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Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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04-14-2009, 10:14 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
wifebeater should be fine.
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With a mustard stain. You have to have the stain- it will knock a reckless down to a careless or a careless down to an unsafe.
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04-14-2009, 10:15 AM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
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I don't even think I own a wife beater
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Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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04-14-2009, 10:29 AM
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i would go with a moo moo
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04-14-2009, 10:42 AM
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Wear a shirt that says "I have an LT1". The judge will obviously see your supremacy and drop all charges.
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04-14-2009, 10:45 AM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frosty
Wear a shirt that says "I have an LT1". The judge will obviously see your supremacy and drop all charges.
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Bahah Best response yet!
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Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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04-14-2009, 10:50 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shownomercy
Bahah Best response yet! 
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Yeah. You couldn't have been speeding because your opti was too busy failing.
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04-14-2009, 10:53 AM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
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Too bad it was it the saturn!
You lose!
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Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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04-14-2009, 11:09 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shownomercy
Too bad it was it the saturn!
You lose!
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No, I'm right. Your Saturn spent too much time next to your Camaro so it grew its own opti which is now in the process of failing.
There you go.
Last edited by WildBillyT; 04-14-2009 at 11:14 AM.
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04-14-2009, 11:11 AM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
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Bahahah, grow an opti, now thats a new one!
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Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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04-14-2009, 11:20 AM
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Meet Coordinator
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did you hear about that russian guy with a fur tree growing in his lung? crazy
i usually wear sweaters and nice pants. clean shave. enjoy!!
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04-14-2009, 12:17 PM
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wear a chicken costume. but u have to be wearing a cluck-u shirt or they won't take u seriously.
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04-14-2009, 01:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by madness410
wear a chicken costume. but u have to be wearing a cluck-u shirt or they won't take u seriously.
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...and his next post will be from Ancora Psychiatric Hospital
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2010 Infiniti G37x-Moonlight White w/Graphite interior. Stock...for now. Xpel XR Black tint(hey it's a mod lol)
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04-14-2009, 01:38 PM
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haha, there was maybe one helpful response, and it was from one of the thread ruiners. Its funny how everyone ruins the thread ruiners threads.
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04-14-2009, 02:58 PM
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12 Second Club
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no no no wife beaters are out of date. u gotta wear ur jeans really low like low enough so u cant walk right and a do-rag repin ur colors. oh and some gold chains to show of ur wealth and prepare a statement about how you overcame the poverty of your neighborhood to be a very succesful traficker of drugs.
Or if u wanna have shot in hell wear a suit and get shave and hair cut
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04-14-2009, 03:02 PM
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Mr Fantastic
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something nice but not overly nice. like the sweater and jeans idea.
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04-14-2009, 03:14 PM
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wear your sweatpants that have "pink" written on the ass. tell him you own a LT1 and he will feel sorrow for you and cut you a break
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04-14-2009, 03:43 PM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
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Awesome advice!
Thanks!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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04-14-2009, 04:43 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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open up with telling the judge that you want to file a lawsuit for the damage the kids did to your car
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99 Legacy - slow winter dd
04 GTO - less slower summer dd
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Last edited by BurninrubberGT; 04-14-2009 at 04:44 PM.
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04-14-2009, 06:15 PM
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11 Second Club
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nothing.
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