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10-14-2009, 09:29 AM
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We need a new car section on this website, here's why --->
Well, as I was browsing the website I was not quite sure where I should put an article about this bad boy, it needs its own section:
$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather.
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Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.
The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features:
1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior :HappyDance:
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.
And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.
We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale penis leather-related, but in the bigger picture, this brazen finger-in-the-eye raises a good point, so to speak. What makes a luxury vehicle? Things we used to think of as luxury - bovine leather, wood trim, high-end audio, etc., have become mainstream. Does it take exceptionally ridiculous material selection and bold ostentatious flair to define new luxury? Is it encapsulating yourself in a vehicle capable of taking a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade? Does it mean emulating the wild excess of past luxury much like the Red Diamond is doing? Who knows. But we're betting the tzars would roll in one of these babies.
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$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather - russian cars - Jalopnik
Finally, someone offers Whale Penis leather interior! I have been waiting for this for god knows how long. My only gripe with this article is the fact that they misspelled tsar, as tzar... Come on it's not that hard! Spelling, I mean...
Discuss your excitement about Whale Penis leather interior below...
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10-14-2009, 09:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
Well, as I was browsing the website I was not quite sure where I should put an article about this bad boy, it needs its own section:
$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather.
$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather - russian cars - Jalopnik
Finally, someone offers Whale Penis leather interior! I have been waiting for this for god knows how long. My only gripe with this article is the fact that they misspelled tsar, as tzar... Come on it's not that hard! Spelling, I mean...
Discuss your excitement about Whale Penis leather interior below... |
i vote for a new weinerman
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10-14-2009, 10:25 AM
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Meet Coordinator
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you seriously quoted the original post in the first reply? you suck whale penis interior!!!
ugly as sin. i can't believe its only on 22's. shame on them
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10-14-2009, 10:57 AM
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i think i need it. tungsten exhaust must be expensive. Whale war people are gonna have a fit
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10-14-2009, 11:38 AM
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MIR
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 69BirdX
i think i need it. tungsten exhaust must be expensive. Whale war people are gonna have a fit
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Can we somehow send this article to them, on their ship? 
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10-14-2009, 12:14 PM
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Meet Coordinator
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 thad be amazing!
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10-14-2009, 12:22 PM
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if you rub the seats do you get covered in whale sperm?
imagine all of the female whales following you around like the pied piper...
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Last edited by jims69camaro; 10-14-2009 at 12:24 PM.
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10-14-2009, 12:24 PM
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i would rock the crap outa that truck... can i borrow a few bucks?
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10-14-2009, 01:10 PM
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Finally, a truck to satisfy my need for bling and my love of whale-penis leather.
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10-14-2009, 07:18 PM
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Whale Penis
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10-14-2009, 07:28 PM
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dork, i believe, is the term that refers to a whale's penis 
dork leather. lol
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10-14-2009, 07:30 PM
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how much whale penis is needed to do an interior?
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10-14-2009, 07:39 PM
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Meet Coordinator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KirkEvil
how much whale penis is needed to do an interior?
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much, or many 
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10-14-2009, 07:58 PM
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what....the....heck...
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10-14-2009, 08:07 PM
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hahah oh my
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10-14-2009, 08:56 PM
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crazy russians...
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10-15-2009, 11:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetbmxrider
you seriously quoted the original post in the first reply? you suck whale penis interior!!!
ugly as sin. i can't believe its only on 22's. shame on them
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they have to be bullet proof, you know
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10-15-2009, 12:32 PM
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Meet Coordinator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J.Reed
they have to be bullet proof, you know
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so! 28's or gtfo! rubber band tires are bulletproof!
Last edited by sweetbmxrider; 10-15-2009 at 12:32 PM.
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10-15-2009, 09:56 PM
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whale penis interior...sweet! You know you're a high roller when you're sitting on a whale's foreskin!
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10-16-2009, 02:40 AM
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only in russia do you need GOLD PLATED BULLETPROOF WINDOWS.......and whale penis. How exactly does one go about making wale penis leather? can i buy a whale penis leather coat? how awesome would that be!!! girl touches your coat, "hands off my whale penis" LMAO TO GOOGLE!!!!
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10-16-2009, 08:20 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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Not surprised. Two types of wealthy people:
1.) The kind that have to buy and do stupid **** to show how much money they have
2.) The people that have so much money they don't care about appearances
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