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09-03-2005, 02:40 AM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
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My first club experience
As many of you may or may not know, Im a pretty white preppy kid. Â*Tonight was the first time I have ever been to a Night Club. Â*This one called Facades in NYS. Â*My friends and I were drinking at a buddies house watching a bon fire when we decided. Â*"What the hell, its the last true friday before school starts" Â*So we all ran home and got all dressed up. Â*Rocking the colored button down shirt, nice expensive jeans, black shoes, hair gel, and alot of cologne. Â*Well we booked it over thier, all of us buzzed, payed the $10 to get in, and we started to buy drinks. Â*Mind you were all 19 & 20, and the age for drinks is 21  Â*Their were so many ****ing HOT girls, but also alot of Dudes. Â*I guess tonight we got a bad night with a ****load of guys. Â*But I saw so much titties & pussy it was unbelievable. Â*It was amazing the qaulity of Ass their. Â*Top Notch stuff. Â*I had such a blast not only dancing like a tool, but watching my friends as well. Â*But unfortunetly I got no ass from any of the chicks, but its ok because Im sorta spoken for anyway.
So here I am @ 3:30am telling you my experience comming down from my peak of the buzz. Â*And I have to get up at 9am for work!
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09-03-2005, 08:15 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Well then.....
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09-03-2005, 08:37 AM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
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ummm did you really have to include that last line?
i might as well say im going out to PA to bang my ex gf
cause i am
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09-03-2005, 09:45 AM
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14 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Denville, New Jersey
Posts: 93
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You Should make your ex come over here
..Its not worth the gas to go to PA
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09-03-2005, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
Posts: 13,598
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh man, lets hope that you wake up today, and edit that post for content.
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09-03-2005, 11:19 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Fl.
Posts: 616
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 homo
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09-03-2005, 12:01 PM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 95formula
You Should make your ex come over here
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shes paying for my gas
shes obsessed with me still
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09-03-2005, 01:12 PM
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11 second club / Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Berlin, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GP99GT
shes obsessed with me still
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RUN .. .RUN like the wind. Don't look back. Obsessed girls are something to steer away from.
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09-03-2005, 01:13 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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Matt:score
Alex: ....
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Originally Posted by 90FormulaWS6
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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09-05-2005, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Pequannock, NJ
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Re: My first club experience
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Originally Posted by TransAm4Life
As many of you may or may not know, Im a pretty white preppy kid. Tonight was the first time I have ever been to a Night Club. This one called Facades in NYS. My friends and I were drinking at a buddies house watching a bon fire when we decided. "What the hell, its the last true friday before school starts" So we all ran home and got all dressed up. Rocking the colored button down shirt, nice expensive jeans, black shoes, hair gel, and alot of cologne. Well we booked it over thier, all of us buzzed, payed the $10 to get in, and we started to buy drinks. Mind you were all 19 & 20, and the age for drinks is 21  Their were so many ****ing HOT girls, but also alot of Dudes. I guess tonight we got a bad night with a ****load of guys. But I saw so much titties & pussy it was unbelievable. It was amazing the qaulity of Ass their. Top Notch stuff. I had such a blast not only dancing like a tool, but watching my friends as well. But unfortunetly I got no ass from any of the chicks, but its ok because Im sorta spoken for anyway.
So here I am @ 3:30am telling you my experience comming down from my peak of the buzz. And I have to get up at 9am for work!
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all i hear is "homosexual".
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09-06-2005, 11:43 AM
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Fidget Lover
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: P-town, New Jersey
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nice alex...been there numerous times...and u r definately right about the amount of fine ass their, since ram-a-ho is right there...and the underage drinking happens everynight...the owner of the club is this lady who drives a red firebird and i think her husband is a nanuet cop or something...did u enjoy watching the girls dance in the cage too????
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09-06-2005, 12:05 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Park Ridge, NJ
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yea i heard facades is pretty good... im gunna go there in a few weeks
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09-06-2005, 02:26 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
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 Damn kids.
Facades is not a club......... go to the city you fool!
Hell.... I remember going there..... when I was young.... back in 1912!!!!
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09-06-2005, 02:48 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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damn first time at a club? newb!!!
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09-06-2005, 02:49 PM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
Posts: 7,917
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the only clubbing i do is baby seals
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09-06-2005, 07:06 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 10,971
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1RawTA
yea i heard facades is pretty good... im gunna go there in a few weeks
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Let me Know Steve, when you do, I'll join yah.
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09-06-2005, 07:08 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GP99GT
the only clubbing i do is baby seals
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09-06-2005, 07:45 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
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Reading this was like a cliffhanger.... I was thinking the whole time "Did he at least get some ass?" then you mentioned hot ass, then Im like "Cool beans, he mustve got the ass" but I was not 100% sure... I was at the edge of my seat, biting my fingernails. The suspense was killing me. Then you said it... that one word I did not want to read... "unfortunately". From there on, I assummed 105% you got nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even the harriest ass on the planet. !!!! Shame shame shaaaaaaaaaame, shame on you!
You got to get down to the Funky Munkey in Morristown. Thats were its at
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09-06-2005, 10:19 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
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facades sucks ass. its in the middle of the hood and all the girls there are mad young.
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Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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09-06-2005, 10:20 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
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and its like 5 minutes from my house in NY
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Originally Posted by LS1ow
Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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09-06-2005, 11:08 PM
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14 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: RUM$ON, NJ
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Im supposed to go clubbin with my buddy sometime soon in brooklyn.
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09-07-2005, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hawthorne, New Jersey
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Ok, i gotta ask because well, im a dick head.
When you say you saw all this pussy and tities is that just an expression for hot girls or did you really see the above named body parts? Not just like **** in a shirt and stray cats in the alley behind the club?
Did you get to touch any? Get any?
Oh..Edit that..just re-read the post..i figured that..hah ;(
Its ok though bro, i feel for you..
I just spent a week in wildwood crest...with my gf..  ;(
You wanna talk about seeing a ****load of hot girls..trying walking the boardwalk in my boots..lol
Next north jersey meet shoudl be at a club..lol
Later guys
joe
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09-07-2005, 07:28 PM
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Fidget Lover
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: P-town, New Jersey
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if u guys go to Mardi Gras night there, u will definately get some ass...it's amazing what 18 year old girls do for some plastic beads
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97 Z28- slightly modded....Back and Badder than ever!
90 Chrysler New Yorker 5th Avenue...Out of my driveway but still in my heart...
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Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Barb = fist pump extraordinaire
- Justin
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Originally Posted by bubba428
just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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09-07-2005, 07:41 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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You guys are sick, twisted.....Mardi Gras Night did you say?
I might have to go to make sure, ahem, that you guys are, eh...not...getting into trouble..or someting.
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09-07-2005, 07:56 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 10,971
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Quote:
Originally Posted by qwikz28
facades sucks ass. its in the middle of the hood and all the girls there are mad young.
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Thats Saturday nights. Friday Nights, is where all the white people are at.
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