Stupid ricer on Rt. 80

[skorpion317]

I was driving out to my g/f's house today, taking Rt. 80. I saw a debadged silver WRX, with a cat-back exhaust (and probably more, judging from the sound of it.) following closely behind him was a '99-ish Civic, with a fart can and cut springs. the Civic kept trying to weave in and out of traffic, attempting to pass the WRX. the subaru driver acted like he didn't even notice the bumblebee buzzing around him. as traffic opened up, they both floored it, with the WRX putting buslengths on the Civic. they caught up to traffic again, and the Civic jumped into the right lane and took off. The WRX did nothing. not even a blip of the throttle. The Civic driver then threw on his hazards, like he had won! I was like "WTF?! he didn't even race." this happened two more times, and then the Rex proceeded to destroy the Civic once traffic opened up again. I'm sure the little ricer is on a Honda forum, saying he won 3 races against a modded WRX. moron.

[Tsar]

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