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sent in an e-mail..this is funny
Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the
last eight days:
1. The hurricane only hit black family's property.
2. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the
hurricane.
3. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
4. New Orleans has no white people.
5. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama
resident.
6. When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV and guns.
7. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New
Orleans: now the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in
your city.
8. White folks don't make good news stories.
9. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you,
instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.
10. Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue
efforts.
11. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you
and give you money for being stupid.
12. Blame President Bush for not evacuating the citizens of New Orleans
while the mayor of the "Big Easy" had access to over 100 school buses
that were never used to evacuate his own constituents. Now they're
sitting under water. What a great mayoral executive decision!
~Ted
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