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Old 10-04-2005, 10:13 AM   #1
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Funny Gay joke

Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The
doctor comes back and says "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You
have AIDS."

Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in
hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, ½ box of Raisin
Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding
of what your ass is for."
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:50 AM   #2
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haha yeah ive heard it a few times but still makes me laugh.
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Old 10-04-2005, 11:16 AM   #3
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lol good one
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Old 10-04-2005, 12:17 PM   #4
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that was funny.
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Old 10-04-2005, 01:53 PM   #5
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Old 10-04-2005, 03:58 PM   #6
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lmfao and rofl
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Old 10-04-2005, 04:02 PM   #7
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thats def. hallway material 8)
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Old 10-04-2005, 08:52 PM   #8
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A.I.D.S = Anally Inserted Death Sentence
someones probably heard that before, but i found real funny when my 13 year old neighbor told me
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Old 10-04-2005, 09:16 PM   #9
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hahaha the truth about koll's anal faucet!!!!!!
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Old 10-04-2005, 09:20 PM   #10
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hahaha the truth about koll's anal faucet!!!!!!
ahahaha! Must be true, how else can a 3+ inch wide **** come out his ass?

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