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12-28-2005, 11:40 AM
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Hot Liz, Cold Beer
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The cookies...
In case you wondered what goes on at night when Justin and Tim need to do "work on njfboa things", I'll tell you. And as if there was something in the Christmas cookies my mom had me bring over, it was almost as though the brains behind njfboa got nothing done, except for really really fun stuff.. sort of.. And just think.... These are the people who created this board....
Anywho, the night (dec 27th) started off with Justin (tru2chevy) Tim (njspeeder) Craig (little g) sitting in justin's room, oogling computers and reading car magazines, and I walk in with some harmless christmas cookies. We all indulged. before i knew it, justin was photochopping a picture of kasey's face next to certainly disturbed little boy in the back of a hyundai watching his mother(?) screw some guy in the front seat. Notice the right hand drive... Gotta love those Europeans,.... and short people...
Next, we post it on njfboa, under the kasey claus thread. If you haven't seen it, make like a high-maintainance woman after the last coach bag in the mall and check it out.
Shortly thereafter, I take notice of Craig's..... bracelet. Yes. It is a little bit of the homoghey. I guess you had to be there, we had many laughs about this.
Somehow we got on the topic of other things that are slightly girly, like some guy we know who I seems to bring to tears a lot, by saying the wrong thing often. And thus, we changed my user title. We also took time to discuss Tim's constant misspelling of "the". Yes. Tim is "teh" brightest guy we know. Sorry if this paragraph was boring.
Fast forward, Craig decides to watch a movie, so we put on Shaun of the Dead. Movie ends, and finally, we go completely stupid. Justin sits back in a lazy boy recliner, and he wonders how far it will go back. Tim kicks the chair up from the leg rest, and nearly knocks justin over. A chair fight commenced. Justin Sits it straight back up, depriving tim of the footrest with which to kick justin over, but tim stikes back and hits the handle back down, attempts to knock justin back again, but justin quickly retaliates, and sits up, with a Triumphant "Ah-HA!"
They both were giggling way too much for comfort throughout this fight.
Justin suddenly becomes infatuated with how many reclining settings the lazy boy has. We all count the clicks the chair makes. 1, 2... .. 3,4,5,....6,7,....8,9,10,....11, 12, 13, ....14, 15.
"15, not too shabby!!" said justin. We then all realized that we spent way too much time being amused by a ****ing chair. Somehow we all erupted in uncontrollable laughter, Tim constantly tries to untie one of my shoes, while he plays footsie with justin's lazy boy, and craig watches in amazement that we are all really just that bored.
I don't know if they got anything done that night. But that's pretty much the basic inside story of the brains behind the board. Or lack thereof?
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12-28-2005, 11:45 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
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12-28-2005, 11:50 AM
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wow, thats um....that makes me not want to go out to Ewing...ever again.
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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12-28-2005, 12:26 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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12-28-2005, 12:47 PM
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10 Second Club
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so in esscense this is a story of 3 monkeys ****ing a football??
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12-28-2005, 01:22 PM
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i think your mom put weed in those cookies
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12-28-2005, 01:46 PM
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why does that night sound like it took 10 hours to complete?
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12-28-2005, 02:05 PM
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LOL!
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12-28-2005, 02:30 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
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Ahh....good times in Ewing
- Justin
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12-28-2005, 05:00 PM
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Token v6 Guy
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I wish there was video!!!!!
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12-28-2005, 05:30 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
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Im glad I forgot how to get to Ewing!
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12-28-2005, 06:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by qwikz28
why does that night sound like it took 10 hours to complete?
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cause it involved Justin and his house....
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12-28-2005, 11:10 PM
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ahahaha!! I dunno about the central crew and below, must be the water
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12-29-2005, 01:08 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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haha, thanks for the laugh liz. It must be cute to watch tim and justin flirt like that
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12-29-2005, 02:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
haha, thanks for the laugh liz. It must be cute to watch tim and justin flirt like that 
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12-29-2005, 02:18 PM
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Token v6 Guy
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12-30-2005, 09:21 AM
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sounds like a good ole ghey time
jk
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12-30-2005, 10:04 AM
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Sliderule / Moderator
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And now I COMPLETELY understand why Justin is still driving a Lumina and not an F-body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-30-2005, 10:11 AM
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Got any more cookies?
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12-30-2005, 10:41 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Koll
Got any more cookies?
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Yup, as a matter of fact the rest of the cookies are sitting right next to me.
- Justin
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12-30-2005, 01:10 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pampered-Z
And now I COMPLETELY understand why Justin is still driving a Lumina and not an F-body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well the lumina must be tougher then the camaro... since the lumina can make it on the streets and the camaro can't
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-31-2005, 06:23 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
well the lumina must be tougher then the camaro
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Well, 60* does pwn 90*
- Justin
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