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01-14-2006, 05:08 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Old Bridge
Posts: 133
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something to brighten up your rainy day
Engaged Man
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me .. it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to go over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told
me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said , "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test..... we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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01-14-2006, 05:16 PM
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Stalker
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 12,080
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haha, thats great, when i first starting reading, i thought you got engaged, i was gonna say congrats. With my gf, her sister is older and shes so not my type. I got the better sister already.
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01-14-2006, 05:16 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,692
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haha i've heard it before but its still good. and i always keep them there!
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01-14-2006, 05:40 PM
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11 second club / Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Berlin, NJ
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i'd be screwed, i don't use condoms ..
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01-14-2006, 06:04 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deadtrend1
i'd be screwed, i don't use condoms .. 
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itb?
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01-14-2006, 07:29 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 8,395
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
itb?
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yes comrade, in the butt.
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01-14-2006, 07:41 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
yes comrade, in the butt.
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i approve this message
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01-14-2006, 08:30 PM
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Stalker
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 12,080
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01-15-2006, 04:28 AM
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11 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: NJ
Posts: 314
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