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04-28-2006, 09:15 AM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
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My woman kicked my ass last night
So, as you all know, I am an angel.
Halo over my head all the time, I help old people cross the street, I help small fury animals when they are in need, I make brownies for my neighbors.
Well, yesterday I was tired (worked on the lawn the whol day w/ the woman) and I fell asleep around 10????
And.... genie was awake AFTER 10?!?!?! That alone is shocking and makes you wonder right?
Well, as I am peacefully sleeping and dreaming of world peace I dreamt that someone punched me on the left side of the face!
Little did I know, the woman decided to run from one side of the house, leap into the room, fly through the air, extend one fist and POW! She punched me in the face!
I woke up this morning and mentioned to her that my face hurts on the left side. Her side of the story is that she was watching tv and heard a big loud bang come from the bed room???? She claims I did it to myself??
She has not realized yet, I have ninja like reflexes and am always aware of my surroundings 24 hours a day.... even when sleeping.. cause we ALL know ninja's don't sleep!
So, now I look at my face in the mirror and I have a red mark under my left eye and it hurts!
Is there a phone # for battered boy friends????
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04-28-2006, 09:59 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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This thread sucks. Go be cute somewhere else.
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04-28-2006, 11:38 AM
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Your woman didn't do anything. That lound bang she heard was a sonic boom from Chuck Norris' foot as he roundhouse kicked you in the face preemptively so he wouldn't have to do it tonight because he knew you were going to post this story, and this story offends Mr. Norris. Remember, don't ***k with Chuck.
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Last edited by Dark_Knight7096; 04-28-2006 at 11:42 AM.
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04-28-2006, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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you got beat up by a girl 
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04-28-2006, 12:25 PM
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and here I thought the saying was "dont f**k with AC Slater!" 
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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04-28-2006, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 12secondv6
My woman kicked my ass last night
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You probably deserved it....
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04-28-2006, 12:48 PM
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I would press charges just on principle and see if she is treated the same way a guy would. Probably not.
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04-28-2006, 12:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Actually Ian, the saying really is don't f**k with screech.
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04-28-2006, 01:38 PM
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did she kick you in the ballz?
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04-28-2006, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Dark_Knight7096
Your woman didn't do anything. That lound bang she heard was a sonic boom from Chuck Norris' foot as he roundhouse kicked you in the face preemptively so he wouldn't have to do it tonight because he knew you were going to post this story, and this story offends Mr. Norris. Remember, don't ***k with Chuck.
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04-28-2006, 02:40 PM
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Owned?!
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04-28-2006, 02:43 PM
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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04-28-2006, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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not ninjas; Chuck Norris is the one who doesn't sleep, he waits
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04-28-2006, 04:12 PM
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ninjas > chuck
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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04-28-2006, 06:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Ninjas > Chuck
Chuck, Vin Diesel, & Mr. T, well let's just say, first Mr. T pity's them because of what's about to happen, Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicks them into Vin's mouth, and Vin proceeds to eat their mortal souls and crap out nails and metal shards. That is all.
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04-28-2006, 07:02 PM
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14 Second Club
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Originally Posted by 11 Bravo
I would press charges just on principle and see if she is treated the same way a guy would. Probably not.
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She would. Even if he dropped the cops legal have to arrest her. If theres a sign of injusry "his left eye" someone HAS to be arrested. Right out of my CJ book.
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04-28-2006, 11:45 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
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i know it wasnt her, she was with me 
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04-29-2006, 08:42 AM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Sniff sniff... I'm recovering now
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04-30-2006, 02:03 PM
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04-30-2006, 04:49 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Originally Posted by 12secondv6
So, as you all know, I am an angel.
Halo over my head all the time, I help old people cross the street, I help small fury animals when they are in need, I make brownies for my neighbors.
Well, yesterday I was tired (worked on the lawn the whol day w/ the woman) and I fell asleep around 10????
And.... genie was awake AFTER 10?!?!?! That alone is shocking and makes you wonder right?
Well, as I am peacefully sleeping and dreaming of world peace I dreamt that someone punched me on the left side of the face!
Little did I know, the woman decided to run from one side of the house, leap into the room, fly through the air, extend one fist and POW! She punched me in the face!
I woke up this morning and mentioned to her that my face hurts on the left side. Her side of the story is that she was watching tv and heard a big loud bang come from the bed room???? She claims I did it to myself??
She has not realized yet, I have ninja like reflexes and am always aware of my surroundings 24 hours a day.... even when sleeping.. cause we ALL know ninja's don't sleep!
So, now I look at my face in the mirror and I have a red mark under my left eye and it hurts!
Is there a phone # for battered boy friends????
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Sounds like you and the little lady need to have a talk "Get your b*tch *ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
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04-30-2006, 05:00 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
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Chuck Norris is a Ninja in the Octagon. Excellent ninja movie!
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04-30-2006, 06:43 PM
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15 Second Club
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Sounds like you and the little lady need to have a talk "Get your b*tch *ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
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thatd be funny seeing genie as the abusive one in the relationship. that'd top it a firefighter that sets himself on fire and gets abused by his girlfriend whos like 6"s or so shorter then him
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05-01-2006, 12:14 AM
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Yea, it would def. be Genie saying that to James....
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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05-01-2006, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
Yea, it would def. be Genie saying that to James....
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05-01-2006, 02:34 PM
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Token v6 Guy
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thatd be funny seeing genie as the abusive one in the relationship. that'd top it a firefighter that sets himself on fire and gets abused by his girlfriend whos like 6"s or so shorter then him |
 Wait a minute..... she told me to get in the kitchen yesterday?!?!?!?!?!?!
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