So, I went to my job today to pick some **** up that I found, and to ******** with the 2 guys that work there. On weekends, alot of "community service + prohibation workers" go there to complete hours. So I go in the shop, ******** with the guys, and this really nasty looking redhead hippy looking girl, with mounds upon mounts of zits + all but 4 or 5 teeth missing walks up to me and says "Is your car fast?" ... so I said "Yeah" . Well, I look in the parking lot and she has an "O-Me-Too" blue standard WRX. So I said "Yea wanna race?" The guys got a good kick outta that... so she said "Whats your car run? Mine runs 13's" ... I said "Ehh same, but mine right now will run high 12's as yours runs high 13's" ... she took it to heart and said "Well when you need a ride in the winter, you can call me" ... I immediately said No ****ing Way, said my goodbyes and left. Felt like saying "2JZ No ****" but she wouldnt understand
Moral of the story - If you think a unbelievably super ugly chick is hitting on you, bail out immediately
