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01-03-2007, 05:50 PM
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You know you are a redneck if:
You have the same pair of boots in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old.
You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener.
You think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug.
The strongest smell in your house is butane.
Your dog passes gas and you claim it.
You think paprika is a Third World country.
None of your shirts cover your stomach.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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01-03-2007, 06:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Old Bridge, NJ
Posts: 2,415
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01-03-2007, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Edison
Posts: 7,856
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i thought of one today
You might be a readneck if you say the ulige at a funeral and the last sent. says "now hes racing with dale sr."
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01-03-2007, 07:52 PM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
Posts: 12,573
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WayFast84
i thought of one today
You might be a readneck if you say the ulige at a funeral and the last sent. says "now hes racing with dale sr."
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You might... no, wait...
You DEFINITELY look like an idiot- if you can't even come close to the real spelling of eulogy
Learn to READ(NECK).
Last edited by WildBillyT; 01-03-2007 at 07:54 PM.
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01-03-2007, 11:32 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
Posts: 3,200
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Oh man, the stop line in the road kills me.
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http://www.cardomain.com/id/untameddave
Wanted this -  , but ended up with this -  for free. Can't argue with free.
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01-06-2007, 06:51 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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ive seen the stop line before the tree one was pretty good
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01-07-2007, 12:12 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Springfield, Mo.
Posts: 15
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Sounds like people I know from Missouri and Arkansas 
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01-07-2007, 09:41 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 3,530
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lmao, that three branch....
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01-09-2007, 10:09 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Midland Park, NJ
Posts: 1,389
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My favorite:
If you have a home that is mobile and 14 cars that arn't... you might be a redneck
Last edited by alamantia; 01-09-2007 at 10:10 AM.
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01-09-2007, 11:21 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 836
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