guts or balls > the definition

[johnjzjz]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
result in death.

[Savage_Messiah]

original version someone posted somewhere months if not a year ago was:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:


"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say,


"You're next fatty."

[Brando56894]

either way theyre both great

[98tadriver]

hahahahaha

[79dizZy28]