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12-27-2007, 10:19 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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Blonde Joke..
Blonde in the Casino
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ...and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know.. I thought you were watching."
Moral ------------
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.
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12-27-2007, 10:37 PM
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that isnt realy a blonde joke...haha anyways
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12-27-2007, 10:59 PM
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12-27-2007, 11:14 PM
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12 Second Club
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 Nice~!
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12-27-2007, 11:19 PM
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Token v6 Guy
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12-27-2007, 11:19 PM
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I <3 sheep
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Steve has a thing for sheep....
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'78 Big Wheel- 2FWFP
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12-27-2007, 11:20 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 12secondv6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveR
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im frightened now... same post, same time... one sets himself on fire.. the other... well, im waiting.
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12-27-2007, 11:21 PM
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haha new to me...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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12-27-2007, 11:21 PM
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I <3 sheep
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
im frightened now... same post, same time... one sets himself on fire.. the other... well, im waiting.
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you want to set me on fire?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Steve has a thing for sheep....
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'78 Big Wheel- 2FWFP
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12-28-2007, 12:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveR
you want to set me on fire?
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That's hot 
- Justin
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12-28-2007, 01:04 AM
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King of Free
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveR
you want to set me on fire?
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or you'll set my country music award on fire?
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12-28-2007, 05:01 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-28-2007, 07:12 AM
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I <3 sheep
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanfx
or you'll set my country music award on fire?
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John ****ing Denver!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Steve has a thing for sheep....
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12-28-2007, 07:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveR
John ****ing Denver!!!
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12-28-2007, 08:48 AM
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Token v6 Guy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
im frightened now... same post, same time... one sets himself on fire.. the other... well, im waiting.
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12-28-2007, 09:25 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveR
you want to set me on fire?
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you have your moments...
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