So i just went to a gas station to fuel up, I proceed to pull up and wait for a dude to come to me and do the nasty. Everything goes as planned, and then out of nowhere a dude with a gas station hose runs out, at first i thought he was bringing a replacement hose or something (he came from the vicinity of the mini mart and I did not see his car). What did not occur to me was the fact that he drove off with the damn thing. After he hands the hose to the gas station attendant he proceeds to yell at him and blames him for not removing it in time

Poop fest insures.
Old people shouldn't drive exhibit 101.