ANTI-JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Squirrel]

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre

A blonde jumps off a 9th storey balcony, She had low self esteem and just couldn't take it anymore.

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: Because they PRACTICE.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas?
A: Nothing.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A: Get in the car.

-What do you call a black pilot?
-A pilot.

-What do you call a hispanic working at pizza hut?
-An employee.

-What do you call a black guy in a convience store?
-A customer.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had Cerebral Palsy.

Q: What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A: Being raped.

Q: What is purple and, when thrown against the wall, causes the neighbor's phone to ring?
A: Coincidence.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.

A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: To go and seek counseling or at least some kind of legal advice because her significant other appears, on the surface at least, to be violent and dangerous.

Q: What's green and tastes like blue paint?
A: Green paint.

[V]

hahahahhahahaha good ones

[Squirrel]

How are a plum and a rabbit alike?
They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.

A man goes to a grocery store. While he is there, he buys:
bread
cheese
and milk.
So as he is checking out, getting ready to pay, the cashier says: "Hey, you're single, aren't you?"
The man is astonished. "Wow, that's incredible. How did you know that?"
"You're ugly."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One holds groceries, the other molests children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He didn't. He got hit by a bus.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: One is an edible substance and the other is a person who believes in Judaism.

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Jim"
"Jim who?"
"Jim Smith....your next door neighbor. My lawn mower just died and my lawn is half mowed. Can I borrow yours?"
"Sure, I'll open the garage for you."
"Thanks buddy, I owe you one."

Little Bobby heard a new word at school and wanted to find out what it was. So when little bobby went home he asked his brother what the word meant. His brother told him not to worry about it and not to say it. So then little bobby went to his mother and asked her what it meant, but she too told him not to say the word. Enraged little bobby ran across the street to ask his neighbor but was ran over by a truck.
Moral of the story - Look both ways before you cross the street.

[Iroc-z86]

ha classic

[sweetbmxrider]

hahah some of those were pretty freakin good