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04-01-2005, 11:37 AM
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Keyboard Tough Guy
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Trenton, NJ
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Anyone pull any really good april fools jokes today?
i told my coworkers today was going to be my last day because of a glitch in how my raise/promotion was being given...told them i wouldnt be making enough to make ends meet and I had to leave...almost got to the hugging/handshake portion and said "and oh one more thing, APRIL FOOLS!" i thought they were gonna take my head off...hehe good stuff.
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04-01-2005, 11:49 AM
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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04-01-2005, 01:38 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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i went to autozone and asked for blinker fluid
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99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
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04-01-2005, 02:50 PM
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14 Second Club
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I forgot it was april first.
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Originally Posted by The Fapist
K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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04-01-2005, 02:59 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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I forgot it was April first until a co-worker emailed me the "news article" about Toyota building the Corvette with Chevy in 2009.
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I USED TO HAVE an 85 Camaro 305 4bbl, 90 Firebird V6, 97 Firebird V6 (10 speakers!). Despite the two family vehicles, 3 kids, wife and mortgage, I can finally realize the dream - 88 TA almost all stock... for now.
http://www.cardomain.com/id/untameddave
Wanted this -  , but ended up with this -  for free. Can't argue with free.
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04-01-2005, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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ahahah yeah...over at GMI, we didnt do a number like we did last year, but we did the Toyota and GM to make Corvette for 2009 at NUMMI plant.
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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04-01-2005, 05:25 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
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saw a car totally saran wrapped... around the waist grill to bumper, and also around the other way blocking off the locks/handles... saw a campus cop trying to help them get it off hha. good stuff.
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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04-01-2005, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Squirrel
i went to autozone and asked for blinker fluid
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Should have asked for a waterpump for a '67 Bug
- Justin
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04-02-2005, 01:12 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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i did that they went and looked for it for like 5 minutes they were like its not in the comp but i know its back their so they went back their and said they cant find it it was so funny
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04-02-2005, 02:38 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
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i think some guy named chuck pulled one on this forum under the assumed name of se-r fo lyfe
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04-03-2005, 12:27 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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I left a letter for my boss saying that 2 cars fell off lifts. I told him what car, and that I didnt want to call him to bother him so late at night. I had a "phone number" for the imsurance company and customers whos cars they were. Then he turned over the note to a big APRIL FOOLS.....but he never turned over the page, and for about a few hrs he was flipping out around the shop, screaming. He said his blood presure dropped and he almost passed out.
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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04-03-2005, 02:42 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
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haha, good pranks. I just did the simple..wrap a rubber band around the water nozzle on the kitchen sink and aim it towards the front so when someone turns on the water at the faucet, it'll shoot out the sprayer. I got my mom, she was pissed..oops 
~Ted
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04-04-2005, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
haha, good pranks. I just did the simple..wrap a rubber band around the water nozzle on the kitchen sink and aim it towards the front so when someone turns on the water at the faucet, it'll shoot out the sprayer. I got my mom, she was pissed..oops
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I used to do that to my mom all the time. Our old one was broke, so all you had to do was squeeze the handle when it was off, and the next time someone turned on the faucet it would shoot out the water nozzle for second before it kicked off.
- Justin
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04-04-2005, 12:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Middlesex County, NJ
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I told a couple friends I got a DUI... the way I drink and the way I drive (not at the same time, though), they were all like, "Joe, why didn't you just call me? You know you could have asked me for ride!" Then I broke out the "April Fools" on them... lol. Good times.
~Joe
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04-04-2005, 08:44 PM
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The Mayor / 2009 Member of the Year / Moderator
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a bit late of a post, but...
a couple of my friends (Brittany, Noel, Jason, Joey) helped me spread the word about the joke.
we told our class and another english class to go to each other's rooms. the plan worked beautifully, if i do say so myself.
we confused the hell out of both teachers...and they were quite embarrassed but we had lots of fun.
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Is English your 2nd language? Did you graduate high school? Your posts make my head hurt.
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04-05-2005, 12:05 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Originally Posted by Anti_Rice_Guy
a bit late of a post, but...
a couple of my friends (Brittany, Noel, Jason, Joey) helped me spread the word about the joke.
we told our class and another english class to go to each other's rooms. the plan worked beautifully, if i do say so myself.
we confused the hell out of both teachers...and they were quite embarrassed but we had lots of fun.
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haha thats a funny one
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they call me the nutcracker  but thats not really all that true 
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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04-05-2005, 09:49 PM
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The Mayor / 2009 Member of the Year / Moderator
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yeah, it was wonderful...and my english teacher is questionably queer in case anybody cares... 
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2018 Sea Doo GTX - 3 cylinders and das boooooost
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
Is English your 2nd language? Did you graduate high school? Your posts make my head hurt.
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