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09-23-2006, 09:54 AM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Who took off my clothes?
wtf? who the hell took off my clothes last night!? you ********! sleeping on the bathroom floor was freezing in my boxers. 
My mom just yellled at me for having a cut on my face.... good thing she cant see my hands, or my pants that are covered in blood 
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09-23-2006, 10:11 AM
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O.o
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09-23-2006, 10:32 AM
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Home Breaker
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Location: Long Island / Fairfield
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i dont know but i didnt know you puked in the kitchen assface!!! ted and matt are cleaning it right now. if i knew i woulda made you clean it this morning!! dammit russia
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I'm gonna start calling JM "sunny," because she is SO FRIGGIN' HAWT!!!!
JM FTW!!!
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09-23-2006, 10:34 AM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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09-23-2006, 11:02 AM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
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yeah douchebag, we cleaned it up, dont worry. you puked in a box next to the garbage can...instead of in the garbage can. assface
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B18B1 FTW
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09-23-2006, 11:44 AM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
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so how bad is the cut on your face?
assface!
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Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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09-23-2006, 11:46 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Burlington County
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you can thank ME, for taking COMPLETE care of you miserable drunk ass for nearly 3 hours, and keeping you from trying to hit everything in sight that moves. I took your clothes off bitch so you didn't sleep in puke covered clothing lol.
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09-23-2006, 12:10 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Originally Posted by jimmyboy8301
..keeping you from trying to hit everything in sight that moves....
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Wow, you guys are good friends. That is the worst kind of drunk, obnoxious, beligerent ones.
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
Last edited by BonzoHansen; 09-23-2006 at 12:19 PM.
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09-23-2006, 12:22 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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 thanks jimmy
my shirt had no puke on it tho, and my pants were covered in mostly blood
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09-23-2006, 12:24 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
Wow, you guys are good friends. That is the worst kind of drunk, obnoxious, beligerent ones.
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actually thats like the 3rd time we've met. i usually dont get violent unless something pisses me off before i drink, and there was something.
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09-23-2006, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
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Did you eat steak before you came over? I almost threw up cleaning your throw up, assface
~Ted
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09-23-2006, 12:37 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Oceanside, New York
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best ****ing night ever.... except the ride home with the "incident"
but even still... JM... good god damn times
-j3w
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09-23-2006, 12:47 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Do your clothes end up coming off at every party you go to?? This time wash your own damn clothes. Lol... blood is probably about as fun to get out as ketchup.
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09-23-2006, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
Wow, you guys are good friends. That is the worst kind of drunk, obnoxious, beligerent ones.
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Actualy, they call that being a Russian Assface, so its par for the course on Vitals's part.
As SOON as I saw the little green bottle with the deer head on it...I knew that Vitals was gunna end up drunk, bloody, and partialy naked.
To add my funny story...I go out to my car to go home last night. I was is so so shape. I sat in my car, turned it on, put my head back and when I opened my eyes..........it was 8am and my car was still on. I tried calling JM to see if everyone was awake and wanted to go get some breakfast, since you know....im still there....but no answer, so I went home and finished my nap.
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Last edited by BigAls87Z28; 09-23-2006 at 12:57 PM.
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09-23-2006, 01:05 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Oceanside, New York
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yea me and kasey saw u sleeping wit the car on.. but didnt have the hear to wake u lol... plus we figured you get 4467504875mpg so it wouldnt be a problem. now thinking about it.. i shoulda stayed.. instead i gotta break out the compound/sandpaper and touchup paint
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Drop in K&n, Flowmaster 80 Series, SEIZED 305
2001 Camaro SLP SS - SOLD
2010 2SS/RS Camaro
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09-23-2006, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
To add my funny story...I go out to my car to go home last night. I was is so so shape. I sat in my car, turned it on, put my head back and when I opened my eyes..........it was 8am and my car was still on. I tried calling JM to see if everyone was awake and wanted to go get some breakfast, since you know....im still there....but no answer, so I went home and finished my nap.
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Next time, please do someone's child / brother / father / wife a favor and don't get into the car in the first place. Whether you had a few beers or are just dead tired, find some floor space and enjoy a nap, ok?
Please, please, please do this next time. I don't think anyone wants to read your obituary... and the other people that went with you.
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09-23-2006, 02:31 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
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Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
Did you eat steak before you came over? I almost threw up cleaning your throw up, assface
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Im positive that steak throwup wasnt mine in the kitchen
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09-23-2006, 02:57 PM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
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Im positive that steak throwup wasnt mine in the kitchen |
i know it wasnt, cause i watched vitals stumble over to the garbage can....and puke next to it.
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B18B1 FTW
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09-23-2006, 04:05 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
To add my funny story...I go out to my car to go home last night. I was is so so shape. I sat in my car, turned it on, put my head back and when I opened my eyes..........it was 8am and my car was still on....
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You know you can get a DWI like that?
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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09-23-2006, 05:02 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
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actually thats like the 3rd time we've met. i usually dont get violent unless something pisses me off before i drink, and there was something.
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i guess i pissed you off cause you hit me while i was babysitting you in JMs room
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Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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09-23-2006, 05:21 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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That drunk, crazy Russian should be deported to Siberia! 
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09-23-2006, 05:37 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,692
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i guess i pissed you off cause you hit me while i was babysitting you in JMs room
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ehh wasnt you that pissed me off. sorry punching.
sorry to anyone who had to deal with my drunk ass.
Ian - cut isnt bad, its about 3/4 inch right on my eyebrow and there's bunch of skin missing from around it. its kinda hard to keep it open now that ive sobered up and what not. but cuz i treat my body as an amusement park everyday its not that bad and im used to it - falling out of a moving taxi cab was much worse...
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09-23-2006, 05:45 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
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Jesus, what a night Even though I left relativly early, still saw alot.
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09-23-2006, 08:48 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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Yea man, definately sorry to lepradoo you hardcore like that... good thing jimmy was there tho, cuz i heard there was a misunderstanding heh
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Next time, please do someone's child / brother / father / wife a favor and don't get into the car in the first place. Whether you had a few beers or are just dead tired, find some floor space and enjoy a nap, ok?
Please, please, please do this next time. I don't think anyone wants to read your obituary... and the other people that went with you.
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come on man, he was in the parking spot, his car never left "park."
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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09-23-2006, 08:58 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
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Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
come on man, he was in the parking spot, his car never left "park."
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its still a dwi if he was "over the limit" ... if ur in the driver seat and keys in the ignition that is
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