so at the request of young Matthew aka Wayfast...i will indulge you in a joke about Teabaggery...
Ok...so you want me to go tea bag something...ok here is a list young Wayfast...for times sake, i will stop at ten...
1) your mother (she always wanted a REAL man's package)
2) your ex girlfriend (same reason as above)
3) your dad (same reason as above)
4) your high school hockey team(no one cares about you riding the bench for 3/4 of a game)
5) your car (the most balls that it will ever achieve)
6) your camshaft that NOBODY WANTS TO BUY!!!
7) your autographed posters you tried to sell (because they are worth dick)
8 )did i mention your mom?
9) you for your constant whining (WAHHHH...Christmas sucked...WAHHHH)
and finally...
10) you Matt...because everyone is hoping I do...
/Teabaggery
edit...and might I add
edit again...i saw his mustang post...so...11) your mustang...because the real reason you want it is cause you think it has a mega -huge wang you can gag on...