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02-23-2007, 11:37 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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The Bonzo poem
Watch out foos,
A new mod is in town
N' he'll huff n' he'll puff
N' blow off topic posts down
They call him Bonzo
He's a mean, moddin', machine
It's his number one goal
To keep this board clean
He's always on line
I mean, 24-7
Whether he's taking a dump
Or Slurpin' at 7-11
He's quick on the draw
That ain't no joke
He made 100 Dr Evils disappear
In a big puff of smoke
He's a keyboard ninja
Let's give him a hand
When it comes to locking threads
He is def DA MAN!
He does his job proudly
And with what he thinks is class
Now if he could just find a way
To separate his nose from Tim's azz! 
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ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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02-23-2007, 11:54 PM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
Join Date: Sep 2004
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 I knew this was comin too!!!
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02-24-2007, 12:03 AM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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the third verse is the best one.
bahhahahaha
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02-24-2007, 05:55 AM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
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Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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02-24-2007, 08:05 AM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Great, I disappear for a few hours and I become UBG fodder. Not sure if I should be feel angry or feel special. 
Now, the corrections….
***I’m not always online, it just seems that way. I never turn the home computer off so I am always on the list at the bottom. I figured I was honoring UBG by defying the ‘Stickboy’ and needlessly wasting electricity.  I’ll try harder, let me run out and turn on some lights.
***There are no good 7-11s around here. 
***I’ve never used a computing or any other electronic device in the bathroom. It is the only consistently quiet room in my house. The only person who has been known to be on the interweb whilst simultaneously ‘dumping’ is none other uber-Admin NJSpeeder. That is so wrong on so many levels I can’t even fathom it.
***Ninja? You’ve met me. I’m no ninja, keyboard or otherwise. 
The mere thought of it makes my hamstrings hurt. And get it straight, I delete posts. (Well, I might have locked 1). And thanks to your recent binge, I have deleted far more of yours than anyone else’s! Besides, someone has to do it. No one else was going to fix j0n’s hijacked classified thread when he complained. I’m like the designated driver so all the unwed & no-kids admins & mods can go out and play.
 <-- typical mod & admin
***I’m no brown-noser. One would only do that if there was something to gain from it. And Tim obviously has nothing I want or need – my farts peddle more influence. In fact, Tim may be using me for some diabolical reason  – sink your brain around that! On second thought, scratch that, that is giving him way too much credit. Hey, at least I don’t long for the presence of a man from time to time…ubG what does the G stand for again?
...typical artist, taking random and large liberties with the truth! 
I pitty the foo.
Edit: Go buy a Camaro!
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
Last edited by BonzoHansen; 02-24-2007 at 08:43 AM.
Reason: artistic license
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02-24-2007, 09:09 AM
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Hippy Mod, Bergermeister Meisterberger, Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Stop wasting electricity and go plant a tree!
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02-24-2007, 09:14 AM
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Mr Fantastic
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Location: West Milford NJ
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
blah blah blah
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way to take the fun out of it
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B18B1 FTW
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02-24-2007, 09:47 AM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GP99GT
way to take the fun out of it
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Way to miss the joke. 
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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02-24-2007, 10:40 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Burlington County
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oh my god
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2008 Chevy Silverado LTZ Vortec Max
Superlift/BMF/Toyo/EFI Live/K&N/Cherry Bomb/Pioneer/Alpine/Bose/and more
2001 Chevy Camaro SS SOM build #487 12.44 @ 107.92 *SOLD*
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02-24-2007, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
Way to miss the joke. |
did not really see a joke in there 
anyone?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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02-24-2007, 01:51 PM
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NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor
Join Date: Jan 2006
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wow
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2002 Trans am ws6.. black on black bolt ons with a JS built trans, 3200 stall,TTM's w/315's, full umi adj rear suspension, strano springs/sways, and koni 4/4's
2015 Forester XT touring... STI Sway bars
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02-24-2007, 03:32 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Bunzo,
I said a lot of good things about you in that poem, and ya had to go and make a train wreck outa it. Oh well, maybe this will help:
BRICKA! BRACKA! FIRECRACKA!
SIS! BOOM! BAH!
BONZO HANSEN! BONZO HANSEN!
RAH! RAH! RAH!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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02-24-2007, 05:34 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
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the last stanza (?) made me bust out laughin , another good poem by the woolie man
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02-24-2007, 06:00 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
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UBG FTW
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Originally Posted by LS1ow
Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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02-24-2007, 07:09 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
Bunzo,
I said a lot of good things about you in that poem, and ya had to go and make a train wreck outa it. Oh well, maybe this will help:
BRICKA! BRACKA! FIRECRACKA!
SIS! BOOM! BAH!
BONZO HANSEN! BONZO HANSEN!
RAH! RAH! RAH! |
I really just wanted to goof on Tim & Jeff, and have a little fun, but I missed the mark! 
Quote:
Originally Posted by qwikz28
UBG FTW
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I agree!
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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02-24-2007, 08:58 PM
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Power Member
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Old Bridge, NJ
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02-24-2007, 09:22 PM
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Hippy Mod, Bergermeister Meisterberger, Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
I really just wanted to goof on Tim & Jeff, and have a little fun, but I missed the mark!
I agree! |
I gotcha loud and clear. I think some others got lost in the interpretation. But was Bob's hard work a poem, a haiku or a limerick? 
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69 Z28 JL8 4 wheel disc brakes - being restored
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02-24-2007, 11:01 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
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U did aw-ite. 
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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02-24-2007, 11:21 PM
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15 Second Club
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i feel it was a free form poem, since it rhymed at times and other times it didnt 
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02-25-2007, 12:47 AM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brando56894
i feel it was a free form poem, since it rhymed at times and other times it didnt |
What choo talkin' 'bout? The second and forth line of each verse rhymed. I write REAL poetry!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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