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03-23-2007, 03:52 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
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I guess no more BIG AZZ SUBS...
I've been having back problems for about a month now, like my lower back was locked up or something. I've tried to beat it with heat, sports cremes, etc, but nothing seemed to work. So, I decided to see my broh in law, who is also my doctor. He doesn't pull any punches with me, so he basically told me that a lot of my problem is coming from the fact that I'm a big, fat, turd. So, as of May 1st, I'm going on the wagon. I'm shooting high, wanna lose as close to 100 lbs as possible. I'm 270 now, so that would put me at prime fighting weight. I'll be on a nutritional program, and I'm also considering hypnosis. I've known people who have had good luck with hypnosis to quit smokin,' so hopefully I'll have good results to stop being a big, fat chit. If not, I guess there is always liposuction or gastric bypass... 
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ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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03-23-2007, 04:00 PM
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Diet and exercise.  There's a reason why folks keep repeating that mantra. Get away from the keyboard and Grease Trucks. 
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03-23-2007, 04:03 PM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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If you aren't active with any form of exercise, get off your ass and do that right away.
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03-23-2007, 04:04 PM
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dont worry, yer not alone, i am 280 and 6'3 haha.
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03-23-2007, 04:14 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by redneckpimpin351
dont worry, yer not alone, i am 280 and 6'3 haha.
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Ha! You are 7 inches taller than me, and only outweigh me by 10 lbs! I'd rather be you!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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03-23-2007, 04:15 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Originally Posted by Untamed
Diet and exercise. There's a reason why folks keep repeating that mantra. Get away from the keyboard and Grease Trucks. |
I haven't been to the Grease TRucks in a loooooong time. I do have ta cut out the big azz subs, though. 
And eating a whole pizza...
And chilli dawgs...
And pie!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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03-23-2007, 05:12 PM
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Banned
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haha, oh well.
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03-23-2007, 05:20 PM
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dude i'm 6'2" 305lb i exersice and the fat don't go nowere...i just get bigger...it all depends on the person...You might be able to just diet or exersice insted of both
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03-23-2007, 05:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
...You might be able to just diet or exersice insted of both
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That is why the fat don't go nowhere... 
UBG, you inspire me. Time for the !weight mod.
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The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
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03-23-2007, 05:59 PM
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Bob It wont be as hard as you think to loose weight. Start a project that needs some work do a lot yourself even learn body work you will have fun, get something done and loose weight as a bonus. Maybe that F Body you always wanted. I get a workout every weekend building something especially crawling around roll cages.....
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03-23-2007, 06:10 PM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by best of both
Bob It wont be as hard as you think to loose weight. Start a project that needs some work do a lot yourself even learn body work you will have fun, get something done and loose weight as a bonus. Maybe that F Body you always wanted. I get a workout every weekend building something especially crawling around roll cages.....
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Not necessarily. When I started dieting and exercising on a bit of an extensive basis I lost weight quickly, right now Im at a plateau because I am now lifting quite a bit. My weight stays the same, but the fat has come off and now the muscle is going on. Then again, I am not worried about my weight more so than I am worried about being in shape and building and leaning muscle.
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03-23-2007, 10:42 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Quote:
Originally Posted by best of both
Bob It wont be as hard as you think to loose weight. Start a project that needs some work do a lot yourself even learn body work you will have fun, get something done and loose weight as a bonus. Maybe that F Body you always wanted. I get a workout every weekend building something especially crawling around roll cages.....
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Joe, right now I have trouble trying to tie my shoes, let alone climbing over the roll cage door bar to get into my AMX. I gotta lose some weight so I can REALLY lose some weight!
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ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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03-23-2007, 10:51 PM
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hahaha. why are we all tralkin about our fatness on here? hahaha. i was like 240 n then i broke my leg n gained 40 lbs after 4 months of sittin around doin nothin
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03-23-2007, 10:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
a lot of my problem is coming from the fact that I'm a big, fat, turd.
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sorry man i just found that funny 
best of luck trying to lost the weight. it woun't be easy at first but don't give up you don't want to be a bis AZZ dude all your life do you
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03-23-2007, 10:58 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Originally Posted by baddest434
sorry man i just found that funny |
No need to apologize, one thing I have no problem with is poking fun at the fact that I'm a big, fat, turd!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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03-23-2007, 11:08 PM
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Hippy Mod, Bergermeister Meisterberger, Moderator
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HaHa, UBG is a BFT! Gotta get you on the stickboy program! And beer is a major part of staying in shape! The more beer you drink, the less room you have for cheeseburgers, cheesesteaks and pizza! 
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03-23-2007, 11:10 PM
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Admin.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JL8Jeff
HaHa, UBG is a BFT! Gotta get you on the stickboy program! And beer is a major part of staying in shape! The more beer you drink, the less room you have for cheeseburgers, cheesesteaks and pizza! |
Does that mean big azz beers?
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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03-24-2007, 12:25 AM
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Yea I need to lose some of my gut too...... 
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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03-24-2007, 01:15 AM
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Bob,start small. Replace one meal this week with a salad. Not Mcd's go to your local supermarket and hit the salad bar. Leave the pasta and mayo alone....load up on veggies and grilled chicken and fish. Do it gradually and it won't be as hard. I slip up here and there too bro....everything in moderation-except beer.
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03-24-2007, 01:16 AM
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The Plague
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Yea I need to lose some of my gut too...... |
?????????wtf
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03-24-2007, 07:56 AM
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8 Second Club
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hey bob how about we go out and get a big AZZ sub for lunch. watch ya say?
j/k bro. good luck with the diet. maybe 6'' subs instead of 12'' subs may be a start
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03-24-2007, 04:14 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
Joe, right now I have trouble trying to tie my shoes, let alone climbing over the roll cage door bar to get into my AMX. I gotta lose some weight so I can REALLY lose some weight! |
Bob Make that your goal then, summer is coming and the car cant just sit. When you are ready for that F Body I may have one for you to do.
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03-24-2007, 04:58 PM
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Admin.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
...maybe 6'' subs instead of 12'' subs may be a start |
It worked for jarrod (or wtf his name is) - he became a big tv star eating subway 6" small-azz subs. Think of them like mini-big azz subs. Like this:
mini-sub-->  <--big azz sub
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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03-24-2007, 05:14 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
It worked for jarrod (or wtf his name is) - he became a big tv star eating subway 6" small-azz subs. Think of them like mini-big azz subs. Like this:
mini-sub--> <--big azz sub |
The place I get the big azz subs from makes a half of a big azz sub that is the size of a Subway "big" sub.
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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03-24-2007, 09:09 PM
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well bob that explains alot
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